Bin Laden Fairy Tale

Hey kids I got a story for you...We find Bin Laden after 10 years, no photos though, we buried him at sea, the locals say he didnt live there, he was in Pakistan not a country we have been at war with for 10 years, most international news and experts reported him dead in Dec 2001 including Fox News...oh yeah and the seal team that killed him died in a helicopter crash a little bit later....I also have oceanfront property for sale in Kansas